Person needs house. House needs person. Problem solved. Except, of course, it wasn’t.
WE DON’T HAVE CONVERSATIONS ANYMORE, WE JUST WANT TO FUCK
“Hey handsome, nice to meet you. Are you open to friends with benefits?”
For the mundane and oddly specific
Person needs house. House needs person. Problem solved. Except, of course, it wasn’t.
“Hey handsome, nice to meet you. Are you open to friends with benefits?”

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